Last night, the Cliff Notes version

Mike Huckabee: Europeans bad! Jesus good! Obama dangerous! Obama bad!

Mitt Romney: Liberals bad! China bad! Russia bad! Radical Islam bad! Obama bad!

Random interviews from floor: Media bad! Media sexist! Media bad!

Rudy Giuliani: 9/11! 9/11! Islamic terrorists are bad and under your bed!

More random interviews from floor: Soccer mom good! Media sexist! Media bad!

Sarah Palin: I'm a soccer mom, and Obama doesn't have my experience!

Media pundits: Sarah good! Media bad! Sarah good! Media bad!