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  Here's number four:   John McCain: “We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.”

  Barack Obama says he reads a lot about Abraham Lincoln, a former president he admires.   So this columnist suggests Obama might want to keep following Lincoln and grow a beard.

"Yesterday, President-elect Barack Obama announced his new economic team. You know what he should do? Hire those people who were in charge of his fundraising campaign. We can pay this thing off in like a week." --Jay Leno

  Apparently, there are now two sections - "Cubs" and "White Sox" - for journalists covering Obama press conferences.

  Here's a Top-11, yes 11, list.   No. 8 - Fist bump replaces handshake in diplomatic exchanges   Check out the rest here.

  You might want to check out the video again here if you haven't seen it. Basically, Sarah Palin is giving an interview after pardoning a turkey. Behind her, a guy is slaughtering turkeys.

  Here they are - 12 of the top female conservatives dressed in minks for a new calendar.   Not that they are trying to tick of PETA or anything.

  Just Believe

  Almost as good as "man bites dog."   First Dog Barney went for a little payback on reporters who haven't been exactly kind to his first bud - President Bush.

  Maxim has pulled together the top eight drunkest presidents, which includes Nixon and some other guys you've probably never heard of.