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  Almost as good as "man bites dog."   First Dog Barney went for a little payback on reporters who haven't been exactly kind to his first bud - President Bush.

  Maxim has pulled together the top eight drunkest presidents, which includes Nixon and some other guys you've probably never heard of.

  Courtesy of the Chicago Tribune, here's 10 phrases that just won't mean the same any more.   Remember Arugula?

  A suicidal squirrel was partially successful in slowing down voting at a Florida precinct after leaping onto a power line a causing an electrical outage.   Seriously.

  Check out this sound bite of a guy working a phonebank in support of Barack Obama.

  The only question I have is do you yell out "Bingo" or "Obama"

  What does $150,000 buy?

  Here's a photo list of 25 fictional presidents throughout the years. Maybe one of them would be a better pick than the two we have right now.   And yes, you can vote for Jack Nicholson as President James Dale in "Mars Attacks!"

  The above, plus a lot more. Okay, well sort of tongue-in-cheek.  Joe Walsh of the Eagles - who promised to change the national anthem to "Life's Been Good."   Paris Hilton. Enough   Pogo. You'll show your age